voicemail

[okey_dokey]

"Hi there! You've reached Lucy. I'm not able to take your call just now, but please leave a message, and I'll be sure to return your call within no more than forty-eight hours. Have a great rest of your day!"

Comments

[doesdoctorstuff]

Yeah, so Navaan had class today, but she wasn't actually following any of the rules, just spinning the wheel and making phone calls. And sometimes not even bothering to spin the wheel.

"You're just real perky. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal perky. Real real reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal perky. So the wheel said to send a weird selfie but I'm perky too and I'm sending you a picture to prove it!"

The, ah, picture she sent was not of a chipper and cheerful personality. Apologies, Lucy. Blame Dean. He left a drunk Navaan with her phone unsupervised.

[carbsliftthespirit]

(From here!)

No? I mean, I would like to be closer friends! That would be cool. But I'm not into women in a way that would mean we could be more than friends, so...yeah...